OBI-WAN KENOBI’S PERFECT HAIR

Anonymous asked:

Quick question: has Obi-Wan Kenobi evER combed his hair? Ever? In his whole entire life???

I don’t know who sent me this ask, but it is possibly the greatest ask in all of history!

It may or may not surprise you that I’ve actually given this a bit of thought. A dear friend of mine and I discussed this at length several months ago and we came to the conclusion that Obi-Wan Kenobi does not comb his hair. He uses the Force to “effortless” maintain his perfect coiffure (except for the occasional piece that started falling loose about half-way through the Clone Wars – he allows that piece to go untamed because he doesn’t want anyone thinking he’s taking himself too seriously).

I PRESENT FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION, KENOBI’S PERFECT HAIR UNDER RIDICULOUS CIRCUMSTANCES:

1. INSIDE A SPACESUIT – WTF, KENOBI!

2. AFTER CRASHING THROUGH A CEILING

3. AFTER HAVING HIS INSIDES CRUSHED DURING THE INVASION OF GEONOSIS

4. PRETTY MUCH ANYTIME DURING COMBAT

5. WHILE BEING BEATEN TO A PULP…

6. …AND AN EVEN BLOODIER PULP…

7. DURING THIS HORRIBLE MOMENT

8. EVEN WHILE HANGING FROM THE SIDE OF A BUILDING